Meister wrote:Thee i told you today was yours so with out further a-due i give you my retaliation:
So Thee decides to move and enjoy a warmer climate and better view, so he decides to join a nudest colony. After a two hour orientation, in which Thee sat in the back and went over changes for Ultimate Edition 3 in his head, he is released and shown to his bungalow. After putting away his things Thee decides that a nice swim at the beach would help him relax. Walking down the path to the beach he sees a young gorgeous blond walking up the path. While watching her walk he becomes aroused , he starts to look at the trees and anything to get rid of his arousal. He glances to see if she noticed and yep she was walking straight for him now, she approaches Thee and says "you called" to which Thee replied "no what makes you think that?". She responds "you must be new here, when you get aroused that means your calling" then proceeds to lead Thee by the hand to a small secluded spot off the path and lies down on her beach blanket and allows Thee to have his way with her.
Feeling rejuvenated Thee decides a trip to the sauna would be much better than a swim. So Thee heads to sauna finding a nice spot he sets down and pours a little water over the rocks and gets a good thick wall of steam going. After a few minutes the steam is doing its trick and Thee starts to relax and farts. Looking around quickly as not to be embarrassed Thee notices he can't see much through the steam so neither could anyone else. Then Thee hears the sound of heavy footsteps and from the steam walks a mountain of a man over 6 feet , barrel chested with arms as big as Thee's waist. "You called?" asked the man, Thee quickly glances down and replies "no sir i don't think i did. The big man replies "you must be new here , when ever you fart that means your calling", He then grabs Thee and whips him around and has his way with him.
Afterwards Thee runs for his bungalow gets dressed tosses his things in the luggage and races towards the office. Thee burst in the office and throws his keys and membership card on the desk, "You can keep the deposit and whatever else i am owed, but i am leaving and never returning". Stunned the receptionist says" Theemahn what is wrong do you not like our facilities?" Thee replies " look lady i am 40 years old i get a hard-on once a month but i fart 15 times a day".
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