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I'd be willing to donate to the cause, but i'm NOT willing to setup a PayPal account to do it. Period. I'll send cold hard cash through the United States Postal Service before I so much as approach the PayPal website.

Pay-Pal, money order, cold hard cash, or Gold coins sent with a sling-shot,
The point is moot.
TheeMahn has stated more than once It won't happen on his site.

TheeMahn and all of the board here Truly appreciates that you are willing to support Ultimate Edition. Until TheeMahn changes his mind (shortly after Antarctica completely Thaws) the best way to support the cause would be to...
1) Make extra Ultimate Edition DVDs and pass them out to your friends
2) When you see someone struggling with a computer issue, help them
3) Show your friends, family & coworkers that Ultimate Edition is vastly superior to anything M$
4) Help wherever you can here on the forum

Again, we all appreciate your willingness to donate.
Thank you

What about Bearer Bonds... Cashiers Checks?? Certificates of Deposit?!! Transfers to a secret Swiss bank account???!!! GSA-SF25A's???!?!!??? Delivered by....... Carrier pigeon!!!

YES!! <pumps fist>

Baphomet wrote:What about Bearer Bonds... Cashiers Checks?? Certificates of Deposit?!! Transfers to a secret Swiss bank account???!!! GSA-SF25A's???!?!!??? Delivered by....... Carrier pigeon!!!

YES!! <pumps fist>

You forgot Naming your firstborn TheeMahn.

LeadFingers wrote:You forgot Naming your firstborn TheeMahn.

Too late for my "first born" but shoot, I spread more "wild oats" in a week than a boxcar full of Quaker Instant Oatmeal... That being the case, I MUST have banged out a few sons at LEAST, here or there... Yes... Yes, come to think of it, the math is definitely on my side on that!!

Baphomet wrote:What about Bearer Bonds... Cashiers Checks?? Certificates of Deposit?!! Transfers to a secret Swiss bank account???!!! GSA-SF25A's???!?!!??? Delivered by....... Carrier pigeon!!!

YES!! <pumps fist>

New definition: Baph-o-rant....causality...pushing the right button at the wrong time...outcome...verbal assault of biblical proportions... (I know I risk one here) but what-th-hey! it's been a quiet day!!!

New Definition: Baph-O-Bitchslap
Spell School/Type: Destruction
Mana Cost to Cast: High
Spell Duration: Indefinite
Cast Type: Touch
Damage: 2d32+25

This spell instantly slays the subject and consumes any remains utterly. If the target’s Fortitude saving throw succeeds, it instead takes 10d6 +20 points of damage. The only way to restore life to a character who has been successfully Bitchslapped, and failed to save against this spell, is to use True Resurrection, a carefully worded Wish spell followed by Resurrection, or miracle.

We understanding one another now? Yeah... That's what I thought.