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Re: Jokes please

Postby tuxsax » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:41 pm

Funny that a rumanian makes jokes about rumanians..., I thought this is only an israeli stigma about rumanians... Now I know it's true!!! ;)
Here there's a slightly different joke, about how does a cake recipe starts in Romania? Ask the neighbor for a cup of sugar, another neighbor for two cups of flour, etc...
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Re: Jokes please

Postby stanca » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:25 pm

I am a romanian who sees the reality. Y :) our joke is true too. My godfather lives in Bnei Brak,Tell-Aviv. Harry Hershku. Shalom alekheim.
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Re: Jokes please

Postby tuxsax » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:27 pm

Nice! Have you ever been to Israel???
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Re: Jokes please

Postby stanca » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:41 pm

Unfortunately no. I never went to far from my country.
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Re: Jokes please

Postby DaddyX3 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:02 am

Little Timmy wakes up in the morning and gets himself dressed and proceeds to the breakfast table...
"Mom", says Timmy "I couldn't sleep last night and I went to you room and saw you bouncing up and down on Dad, what were you doing?" "Well, I was pushing the air out of him", says mom. The boy replies, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."
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Re: Jokes please

Postby stanca » Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:40 pm

Do you know how to double the value of a TRABANT car? Just fill up the fuel tank. ;)
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Re: Jokes please

Postby tuxsax » Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:42 pm

Trabant!!!! LOL
In this picture case, the value is what it takes to feed the horse! :LOL:
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Re: Jokes please

Postby stanca » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:03 pm

Bill Gates died and raised to heaven's gate.There he required GOD to show him the heaven. Knowing Bill very well,GOD showed him the heaven how it should be:heavenly. Of course Bill liked it very much and he begged GOD to come in. OK,GOD opened the gates and allowed him to step in but inside Bill saw completely something else for a promissed heaven,in fact a real hell for him. Bill yells to GOD then:-But God you showed me something else at the begining!GOD,in front of his Macbook,replied to him:-Well Bill,that was just a demo! :!: :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes please

Postby TimelessRogue » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:51 pm

George Bush!
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Re: Jokes please

Postby pch.shot » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:00 pm

Who needs jokes. That is why we have leaders in our countries!!
Be careful, or someone will throw their shoes at you!!!
The second one is our former PM getting a pie in the face a few years ago.
Gotta love it!!
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